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Wednesday 12 December 2012

Mike Tyson Now Female! Sex Change Operation A Complete Success’, Say Surgeons

Former undisputed heavyweight boxing champion of the world Mike Tyson is said to be ‘feeling fine’ after undergoing successful gender reassignment surgery at a clinic near Beverley Hills. Once known as ‘The Baddest Man on the Planet’, the Brooklyn-born boxer told reporters that having his first menstrual cycle ‘would be a dream come true’, and that from now on he would be known as Michelle.

‘Some people might think it strange that I’m now a woman,’ said former rapist Tyson, who underwent complete facial feminization, orbital bone contouring and nasal surgery in an operation lasting over 16 hours. ‘But even at the height of my career, when pound for pound I was regarded as the best fighter in the world, I never lost touch with my feminine side and knew that one day I would grow breasts and have a vagina.’
Iron Mike – or Iron Maiden as he now likes to be called – was given the all-clear for gender reassignment surgery following a successful course in hormone replacement therapy which, in his autobiography, the boxer blamed for his 1996 defeat at the hands of Evander Holyfield. Although at the time Tyson insisted he was fit enough to carry on with the fight, referee Mitch Halpern stopped the bout in the 11th round saying Tyson looked flushed, was sweating profusely and appeared to be lactating heavily from his left breast.
Tyson, wearing a blonde wig and looking relaxed in blue jeans and a Vanessa Bruno T-shirt, today said he hoped having a clitoris would finally convince the American people that his ‘bad-boy’ days were over and he had turned over a new leaf. ‘I’m even keeping my surgically removed penis in a jar by my bedside to remind me what those sick perverts did to us pretty boys in prison.’
Although boxing commentators were initially stunned by Tyson’s revelation, many have admitted the signs were there. ‘In hindsight, he had shown a fondness for dressing up in gloves, long leather boots and silk gowns, and he always had a really close interest in earrings.’

20 comments:

  1. Mike Tyson must be hyper confused and I think he really need a serious psyciatric attention . He should not be proud of this ! instead, Americans should observe a whole week of prayer of intercession on his behalf so that God can have mercy on him . What a depravity and rotteness of the mind .

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  2. God have mercy for tyson

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  3. The end-time has come.this is a sign of a person of reprobate mind.why should someone in his right senses would want to change how God had formed him/her if not for being mark for destruction by satan.it is not those that change their form that would be punished but those who aides their evil acts.mike tyson should not be happy doing that but should know that he had committed a great evil in the sight of the Almighty God.he should repent now before its too late.

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  4. Stupidity at infinity

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  5. I'm yet to be convinced, but something has to be wrong with Mike Tyson. Lets all pray for him.

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  6. if it is true, he is not serious

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    1. INNA LILAH WAINNA ILAIHI RAJIUUN

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  7. i think so...that will be very stupid of him ..if yes

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  8. MADNESS OF THE SPIRIT,SOUL AND BODY

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  9. IS THIS MAN CORRECT?

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  10. NAAA!! this cant be true i dont believe it.

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  11. This is share stupidity

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  12. This is very foolish. Stupidity @Infinity

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  13. if this story is true then i think this man is really insane..

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  14. this can not be true.America is a sick country anyway.

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  15. Its a lie jare... He didnt

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  16. These are without doubt the last days.Additionally, Mike Tyson has been struggling with mental instability for a long time. His boxing career rested on the platform of an ego-defense mechanism in which he re-channeled his anger into a socially-acceptable event known as sport. His sex change instincts are evident of a serious psychological disorder.

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  17. nu-appriciatable of the heavenly structure of man. shame on you TYSON MY ASS

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  18. Michael Tyson is a satanist,so am not surprised with his actions

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